A while back I decided that maybe this Metaverse thing should be taken a little bit more seriously. It's not unreasonable to assume that virtual reality based experiences will get more popular, if not become the primary way through which the average Joe consumes his content. Nor would it be prudent to allow large corporations to dominate the space with their privacy-invasive proprietary solutions, or the greedy "Web 3.0" companies that insist on their clunky and superfluous blockchain integrations. So I wrote down the design of this new thing that I came up with, alongside two implementations (frontend and backend). Sadly I'm no cryptographer, so expect design errors and security vulnerabilities.